第4章 梦话

Omg， the result let my mother heard， the second day found that girl on the phone. Make the girls never to me， depressed... We are in the troops military training a month， everyday meals control， there is a the elder brothers in the middle of the night shout loudly 1:\“that piece of braise in soy sauce meat is mine， don't rob!\“ Freshman year， the middle of the night! Others all slept， I a person in playing computer， suddenly a person sitting up， calmly said:\“the flowers bloom...\“Asked scared me a sentence:\“ what are you doing?\“ He fell down. For a while he sat up again:\“the sweet like bees sugar... Have one G jun \“classmates and CS

Side to play down the bookcase， pressed for his book. Then I heard him turned over said a sentence:\“do you mind sick!\“ They have no language， go back to sleep. 5 o 'clock in the morning when he woke up，\“yi\“ was a， then swearing who did it! All together faint!!!!! My life will not forget... A midnight reading， across the bed of the MM suddenly sat up and looked at me straight 10 seconds， nodded and said，\“well， well.\“ I asked:\“what are you doing?\“ She snorted and then sleep， good afraid afraid... Spread， with dormitory a the elder brothers， one day， the bed board is broken， before going to bed afraid of say:\“not at night

Fast asleep. University suddenly wake up at night， he saw a figure， standing in front of the old bed dangling. Turn on the light! Is the old six next door to the bedroom， touch our old head. His mouth say:\“the melon is ripe， the melon is ripe. Then we go to bed don't forget to lock the door... The ans bedroom a brother evening say talk in a dream Shouting:\“please don't kill me!\“ The depressed， speculation， the second day go to the canteen to eat breakfast， hear their bedroom a table next to a group of MM said the MM say talk in a dream last night:\“I must kill you!\“ University dormitory when a guy in the midnight， shout loudly: I love la! A girl sat up， double

In the freshman year， I was a the elder brothers say talk in a dream every day， night， he said shyly:\“I'm pregnant.\“ Faint all of us. An abuse of the boys in the dorm at ordinary times， called out in the middle of the sentence:\“tanks to pull!\“ According to the thorough check， really is a dream. Is another female classmate talking - the bedroom of a girl in the middle of the night suddenly said:\“two pieces of bread， two handsome boy， bread has gone bad， the handsome boy is gone...\“High school classmate， a GG， the midnight suddenly sat up and shout loudly 1:\“ see me a gun kill you!\“ And then lay down and continue to sleep. Listen to dormitory elder brothers told me before， in the middle of the night I suddenly said:

1、上课老师问小明：''孙尚香说过什么名言？''

小明想了想..

''大小姐驾到，通通闪开...？''

老师：''滚出去！！''

小明罚站...

过了一会..老师：''再给你一次机会。''

小明：''来一发吗~满足你。''

老师：''？？？（黑人问号）''

小明心想还不对吗？！

又说：''老师，百发百中哦~。''

老师：''明天晚上我要去你家家访！叫你爸给我等着！！！''

小明：''夜晚徘徊的可怜家伙，能够收获的只有炮火~（此处意思提示：一夜情）

老师：''你你你...。''（被气晕了）

小明很无奈还tm不对？！

所以又说了一句：''哈~~轰的不要太爽~。

''絮叨，结果让我老妈听到了，第二天就打电话找到那个女生。搞的女生再也没理我，郁闷……我们在部队里军训一个月，天天伙食控制的很厉害，有个哥们半夜里大叫一声：“那块红烧肉是我的，不要抢！”大一的时候，深夜！其他人都睡了，我一个人在玩电脑，突然一人坐起，平静的说道：“那花儿朵朵绽放……”把我吓坏了问了句：“你干吗？”他就倒下去了。一会他又坐起来：“那甜蜜好似蜂糖……”同学中有G君一人，平日CS玩多了。一夜，他娘进他房间，开灯后，猛的听到：“啊！谁扔闪光弹！”话说我们寝室有一人极爱睡觉，鼾极大！有一次晚上突然没大鼾，我狂喜……然后到凌晨2点多，只听轰隆一声！！整个宿舍的都醒了，原来他把

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